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Ed Meets Carmen
Ed: Why are you and Nazz biting each others faces Eddy?
No reply.
Ed: Eddy?
Still no reply.
Johnny: Plank!
Ed: Plank looks like a hot dog I once ate!
Johnny: Die!
They tussled on the ground until a beautiful girl with long blonde hair, a spaghetti strap tank top and cargo pants came up to them.
Girl: This looks like the fight from Pie Monsters Eat Cincinnati.
Ed: Youve seen it?!
Girl: Fifty-two and a half times. My name is Carmen. And yours is?
Ed: I am Ed. The one who talks to wood is Johnny. And the one biting that girls face over there is Eddy.
Carmen: Ummm Ed, theyre kissing.
Ed: Ohpickle?
Carmen: Ill pass. Wanna go pet some chickens then get some buttered toast?
Hearts appear in Eds eyes.
Ed: The rooster crows in the east as the bread rises in the yeast.
Carmen giggles.
Carmen: Ok lets go!
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